The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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