Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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