There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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