Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Hippo gnu deer
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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