How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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