K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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