This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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