He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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