Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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