if you like me you must not know who I am
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
