She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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