Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Blood and glitter go together right?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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