Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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