what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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