I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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