question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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