The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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