all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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