You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.