I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.