You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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