What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Sext me about skeletons
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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