when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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