How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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