I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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