i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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