Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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