i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Vodka?
Forever.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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