When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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