I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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