You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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