I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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