So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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