I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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