i barfeds in our rink
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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