marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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