whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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