i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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