In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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