After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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