that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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