We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
whose ass print is on the piano?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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