Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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