quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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