gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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