i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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