fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Also, beer. Big fan.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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