tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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Your cock deserves a montage
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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