I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Help. Why am I so naked?
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