Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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