omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Randomize
