FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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