brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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