ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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