I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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