Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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