You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.